Joke: Snowmen
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin.
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
Why don't the polar bears eat the penguins?
Because they can't get the silver paper off!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole?
A puffin.
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad.
I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from!
Alaska!
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